Why are so many foods marketed to kids made of plastic faux-food crap, anyway? Walking by the “lunchables” section of the supermarket makes me queasy. Some kids never get to find out what real food looks or tastes like, which irritates the heck out of me.
Food on the Brain 
LOVE IT. Next time I see you, remind me to tell you the story about my husband and the Safeway porkchop.
Sounds promising…or ominous?